Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time
He's a cat who has lived many lives in succession
He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme
A long while before Queen Victorias accession

Old Deuteronomy's buried nine wives
And more; I am tempted to say ninety-nine
And his numerous progeny prospers and thrives
And the village is proud of him in his decline

At the sight of that placid and bland physiognomy
When he sits in the sun on the vicarige wall
The oldest inhabitent croaks:

Well of all things
Can it be really?
Yes...no...ho hi oh my eye
My mind may be wandering but I confess
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy!
Yes...no...ho hi oh my eye

My legs may be tottery
I must go slow
And be careful of Old Deuteronomy